What is an Emoji?

Are all your products about sex?

All of our products are about perception. Some people just can’t keep their eggplant in their pants.

What are your products made out of?

All of our products are made with 100% Boyfriend Material.

How long does it take to receive my order?

Our packages get off quick!

All orders are shipped out within 2-3 business days. Free shipping will take an additional 5-7 days.

What is your Return Policy?

Our returns are simple.

You may return or exchange any item within 30 days. All returned items must be new, unworn, and in sellable condition.

We don’t want the next customer to catch your crabs 🦀.

Check out our Returns page.

I want to sell your 💩 on my website or social media account.

First off, thats not a question.

You may simply become an affiliate to market our products and receive a commission on every item sold!